this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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