Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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