Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
