He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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