Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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