lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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