Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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