it was like eating out sand paper
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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