Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
