Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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