Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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