I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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