At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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