im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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