a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just invented taco cereal.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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