There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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