Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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