Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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