You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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