At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
