I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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