I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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