Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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