he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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