he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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