I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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