are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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