she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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