she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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