He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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