This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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