You're completely useless in the revolution.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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