Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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