You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I am available for nakedness
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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