i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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