Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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