How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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