This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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