Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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