i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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