Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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