No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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