hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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