just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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