We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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