let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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