He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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