Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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