Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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