when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
