Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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